Why Your Team Sucks 2. Buffalo Bills. Some people are fans of the Buffalo Bills. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Buffalo Bills. This 2. 01. 7 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team Buffalo Bills. Your 2. 01. 6 record 7 9. Ill say what I always say about Rex Ryan he may be a truly awful head coach. But at least when youre mediocre with Rex, its still an event. Who can forget the dildo on the field Thats a Hall of Fame dildo right there. I like how they wrote Tom Bradys dildo on it so that I know its Tom Bradys. That makes him queer And who can forget the time Dan Carpenters wife threatened to castrate Richard Sherman Or the time the starting linebackers missed the team bus Or the time that one fan got arrested for drinking shots out of a teenagers asscrack in the parking lot Or the time the Jets scored 1. Or the time the refs completely dicked them over against Seattle because LOL WHO CARES ITS A REX RYAN TEAM. Or the time the team tried to ban backyard wrestling moves in the tailgate lot, only to have innovative fans fight each other with whole pepperoni instead Or the time Richie Incognitohuffing tub of meat Richie Incognitowas gifted a bizarre image rehabilitation from ESPN Or the time they benched Tyrod Taylor to avoid having to pay him a lucrative injury exemption, then redacted him from the season highlight reel Or the time Marcell Dareus got hacked I see no lies. Nicest hacker ever. Anyway, you wont have Rex to kick around anymore. They unceremoniously dumped the Ryan Boys a week before the season ended, which resulted in a cascade of hilarious events including the two of them getting into a bar fight, Rex having to convert his Bills truck into a Clemson truck, andbest of allGM Doug Whaley giving a truly bizarre press conference in which he professed ignorance to Rexs firing and never asked his owner for an explanation as to why. Im well aware that any reason to fire Rex Ryan is self evident, but even your typical NFL access stooge was aghast at the blithe obliviousness of Whaley. The GM was finally canned AFTER free agency and the draft juh, and celebrated by doing what everyone does on that barren frost moon DRINK. Thats the most Buffalo photo of all. Just a bunch of sad drinking and average food and fired GMs. Leapftp 3.1.0 Keygen more. Noregistration upload of files up to 250MB. Not available in some countries. Do all the crack shots and ladder dives you like, Bills fans. You and I both know that the party will always die and that you will end up sitting at that bar, quiet and destitute, stuck in the middle of a reboot of The Thing. Your coach Sean Mc. Dermott Yes, THE Sean Mc. Dermott The one who got fired after only a year replacing Jim Johnson in Philly As reader Creek Bear points out, you will catch Mc. Dermott dead before you catch him without a camo baseball hat to honor our TREWPS Something tells me that this man has just the right combination of stoicism and humorlessness to make you remember the Ryan years more fondly than you ought to. He took away the goddamn pool table, man. Is there a lamer, more tired Im the new sheriff move than that Even Chip Kelly thinks thats petty. What idiot player would buy this kinda transparent horseshit Oh, right Ah yes, the coveted Incognito endorsement. Now this is MY kinda asshole Mc. Dermott is joined by hand picked GM Brandon Beane. The two worked together in Carolina. One look at the Panthers wideout corps and I already know you poor bastards are in trouble. Your quarterback Tyrod Taylor, who struggles to break 2. QB this team has had in 9. If this guys last name had been FLUTIE, you assholes would have sold out his jersey a year and a half ago. Why, I simply cant imagine why this fanbase wouldnt fully embrace Tyrod and give him the support he could use to develop as a passer Mmm hmm. OHMyXSgpo/hqdefault.jpg' alt='Tomb Raider 4 The Last Revelation Pc Completo' title='Tomb Raider 4 The Last Revelation Pc Completo' />RebelMouse is the best CMS 2017 and 1 Wordpress VIP alternative. See what makes us so fast, and why you should replatform with us today. Top VIdeos. Warning Invalid argument supplied for foreach in srvusersserverpilotappsjujaitalypublicindex. Tomb Raider videogioco Piattaforma Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, Xbox 360, Xbox One, macOS Data di pubblicazione Microsoft Windows, Mac OS X. Aqu encontrars los 33 videojuegos de la saga Tomb Raider que existen en el mercado o que se van a lanzar. Descbrelos todosAnyway, Tyrod returns to the Bills even after the team treated him like absolute shit in the waning weeks of 2. Hell be joined by Sammy Watkinss Unfulfilled Potential, free agent Corey Brown, and draftee Zay Jones in the passing attack. Thats fun name to say. BPC3K84YgI/VBpW5RDb0XI/AAAAAAAAHQw/Z0-uecNg7Dw/s1600/tomb%2Braider%2Bthe%2Blast%2Brevelation%2Bscreenshot%2B3.jpeg' alt='Tomb Raider 4 The Last Revelation Pc Completo' title='Tomb Raider 4 The Last Revelation Pc Completo' />ZAY JONES Sounds like a 1. Hell fucking hate Buffalo. Whats new that sucks Well, Stephon Gilmore is gone to New England. Would anyone be surprised if he wins eight Super Bowl rings with them this year alone No, they would not. The rest of the AFC East is New Englands trout farm. In the never ending derby to be distant second in the division, the Bills have imported Micah Hyde hurt, Mike Tolbert fat, and Anquan Boldin old, sets off metal detectors. Will this fulfill Mc. Dermotts objective of making the Bills completely anonymous and irrelevant Lets ask the ownerSOUNDS LIKE A YES TO ME, KIDS. What has always sucked Your owner is fucking terrible. You know that now, right Now that were long past Terry Pegula rescuing you from Ralph Wilsons tomb Chris Berman will be buried with him, I think we can all finally admit that the new owner is just as clueless and shitty as the last owner. Go ahead. Its okay. Pegula sounds like the worlds worst erotic horror film. Powerbasic Forms 2.0 Rar. Every year we get further away from the 1. I am more disbelieving that those Marv Levy Bills teams ever happened. It simply does not compute in my system. That team In Buffalo Nah. All a myth. History is tricking you. B_7e_yCgRLo/hqdefault.jpg' alt='Tomb Raider 4 The Last Revelation Pc Completo' title='Tomb Raider 4 The Last Revelation Pc Completo' />That team played in an alternate dimensionin Akron. Those werent the Buffalo Bills. The Bills I know are a funeral dirge. They are a seafaring expedition party that crashed on an ice floe and have been forced to subsist for decades on seal blood and melted snow. Now that Rex has been pushed out, they can go back to their standard process of hiring faceless coordinator after faceless coordinator and churning out nondescript seven win seasons while being terminally unable to find a superstar quarterback. Those four AFC titles and Super Bowl appearancesTheyre gone. Vanished. Theyve been buried under the permafrost. Itll take another interglacial cycle to uncover them. As long as I live, these poor bastards and their inbred fans will serve as fresh kibble for New England. Meanwhile, Tom Brady will shoot himself up with beet juice and play until hes 1. You people are ruined. Also, our Dave Mc. Kenna says the Buffalo Metro Rail goes up and down just one street. Thats dumb. Did you know You already know the Bills havent been to the playoffs since 1. But on top of that, that havent won a playoff game since 1. An entire generation has been born and graduated from college since that victory. Indeed, the Bills exist mainly for cool onscreen graphics about what the world is like the last time they were good. PEOPLE DRANK MILK OUT OF CANS BACK THEN What might not suck Le. Sean Mc. Coy is good for a half dozen huge games a year, namely the weeks I dont draft him for my DFS team. Fucker. HEAR IT FROM BILLS FANS Rob The Bills circle wagons like the Donner Party. William Our fans jump through tables in the same parking lot where they were conceived. Greg Being a Bills fan is like having a brother addicted to heroin. Eric Fuck Buffalo through a burning folding table. Matty I have been kicked out of more Buffalo Bills games 2 in six years of being a season ticket holder than number of times the Bills have been to the playoffs, PLUS number of times they have had a winning record, since 2. Jake I was in the same section as that guy who fell from the upper levels a few years ago. No one noticed him go down because there were two simultaneous fights going on.